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Fluffy Friday : I need help!!!

jennkickchips

The other day I walked to the grocery store and while searching for the spices through the mecca of transfats and sugar I ran into a huge chip display. Seriously, I’m talking the Arc de Triumph of chips. I stopped and stared for a moment at the 8th wonder of the modern world and then suddenly felt an inexplicable rage. I squinted, inhaled, and imagined sprinting full speed ahead ramming my cart thorough the blockade. Chips flying through the air like debris in an explosion. The salt sprinkling down like snowflakes settling on the tiled floor. Then I realized that after my moment of serving justice, I’d probably sit down and have a few bags of BBQ Lays while I waited for the white jackets to come and haul me off to the looney bin.

And I thought I had worked through my anger issues…

Have a wonderful weekend.

Hugs and High Fives,
jenn

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11 Responses to “Fluffy Friday : I need help!!!”

On May 8, 2009 at 11:46 am janetha responded with... #

ahhh don’t make me laugh, it hurts my throat. this post is so funny.

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On May 8, 2009 at 1:10 pm Marthab responded with... #

You are a NUT! I love it!

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On May 8, 2009 at 1:12 pm Melissa Barnett responded with... #

I love this post! It cracks me up.

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On May 8, 2009 at 1:43 pm Aimee responded with... #

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!! I’ll help you.

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On May 8, 2009 at 9:32 pm Kimmy responded with... #

Right, Jenn I know what you feel. That was too funny.

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On May 9, 2009 at 11:30 am Sal responded with... #

We had BBQ Lays last weekend for a free meal with our burgers— you really can’t eat just one! Glad the white coat guys did not take you away!

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On May 9, 2009 at 9:30 pm Michelle in CA responded with... #

LOL. I feel your pain 😉

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On May 10, 2009 at 12:38 am Brandi responded with... #

LMAO! Only in America I promise. Here you have about 5 choices of chips and cereal. It makes temptation so much easier!!! Keep up the great work…ummmm bbq lays…. I miss home (sigh)…

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On March 5, 2010 at 9:28 pm Health Foodie responded with... #

Hahaha. This made me laugh so hard! Thank you, you are awesome!

Oh Chips, when I was in my early teens I would eat an entire bag every day. Talk about addiction!

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